Chinese Dragon Kung

When I was young I wanted to learn mystery martial arts. I wanted to know those mysterious tricks that would enable someone littler to smash somebody taller. I wanted to know that tae kwon do or kenpo or whatsoever that would enable me to in truth trash the bad guys.

I started out my study of Ed Parker Chinese Kenpo Karate, and the mysteries danced on my fingers. In those whirling movements were concealed fist martial arts, invisible and scorching dragon concepts, and down and dirty, take ‘em to the dumpster fighting secrets. I was overjoyed by the endless assortment of forms and techniques…but I couldn’t rather figure out the secrets.

From Chinese Kenpo I swapped over to classical Karate. There was a mystery Karate had, I just knew it in my bones, and I performed the karate kata until my body trembled. In the end, I could grab hold the dojo mat with my feet, and throw that classical power with the best of them, but there was no real mystery to it all.

After Karate I made the transition to Kung Fu, with all those schemes and variation there had to be a mystery Kung Fu that would make me just genuinely unbeatable! I threw myself into Shaolin Kung Fu and Kung Fu fighting and…I felt like a whirling dervish taking performance enhancers! But, in the end, I didn’t find that mystery that would make me more than a superhuman being!

Okay, not just Shaolin, but perhaps a specialized type of mystery Shaolin! So I went looking for Bruce Lee Wing Chun…I wanted to be a Wing Chun grandmaster! I started out beating that wooden dummy like he was yesterday’s eggs, doing the wooden dummy training until he necessitated bandages…but…I was just working hard, there was no mystery gimmick that I could use, there was no…sigh.

So, not some sort of mystery Wing Chun, but possibly a mystery Wudan…that had to be the path! I explored Wudan Tai Chi Chuan, searched for mystery Bagwa zhang, and spiraled through the world of mystical martial arts like fireworks through the sky. And, outstanding stuff, I could sink my intrinsic energy to the earth’s core, and spun like a planet full of magnetos, but…where was that mystery martial arts I necessitated so bad?

I did it all. Meditations on the mystery of internal energy that fueled the mystical tan tiens and enlightened the glowing chakras of the more outstanding macrocosmic orbit that led to enlightenment in samadhi when I ascended from my skullular brainpan in the higher realms of paradaisical existence. But, and I say this with a bit of disgust…I can’t find the secret!

I’m not young now, and in outstanding shape, gonna last a long time, and I recognise there is a mystery out there. And I may do martial arts fighting with the best of the young turks, slay herds of mystery ninjas if I have to, so not anyone may stop me from getting to that mystery martial art…if I could only find it. Please…will somebody explain me…what is the secret?

Chinese Dragon Kung

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Chinese Dragon Kung

Chinese Dragon Kung Picture

Chinese Dragon Kung

Chinese Dragon Kung Picture

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